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September 25, 2003

I Am Not Your Friendster, Vol. 1

And now… a new feature here at Fresyes, in which we make fun of Friendster profiles created by people we do not know. (They're not even friends of our friends.) If you have any potential victims, please email them to fresyes99@hotmail.com

Victim: "Helen"

Residence: Ft. Lauderdale, Fla.

Hometown: Philadelphia, Pa.

Redeeming qualities: Appears to have decent taste in music (e.g., Stones, Smiths, Iggy), and she apparently has embarked on many "adventures" with a Friendster user named "Jenelle." According to Jenelle's testimonial for Helen, "Man, have we been through adventures together!"

Why she's worth making fun of: See "Residence."

Profile effort grade: A solid B+. She has accumulated more than 80 "friends" on Friendster, which shows her devotion to nurturing an online network. And posting three photos goes well beyond the "flair quota" for most Friendster profiles. However, we would like to see her expand her "About Me" section.

Overall Friendster grade: B+
posted by The Governor @ 1:47 PM  

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