We apologize, but your Hotmail account is temporarily unavailable. Yes, yes, we know. Microsoft is the largest corporation on the planet, capable of swallowing tiny companies, crushing souls, killing competitors and spying on everything you watch and read. But for some reason, we still haven't figured out how to keep our email service from crashing every morning. And then there's that annoying little "server too busy" message. Don't you just hate that?

Bill Gates would be happy to hear your complaints, but he's busy swimming in money right now. We do not expect this delay to last much longer, so please continue to check our site for your account status. But don't hold your breath.

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-Meantime, feel free to email us at our NEW email address, fresyes2003@yahoo.com.
-Oh, and get your own Fuck Hotmail address.