Just what the little ones need this holiday season: Ann Coulter, the talking action figure. Turn them into radical right wingers when they're good and impressionable.
"Why not go to war just for oil, we need oil," says the little plastic conservative slut. "What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"
Well, that fun quip might just be worth $29.99.
There's also a Bill Clinton doll. Don't leave him alone with your Barbie.
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Fresyes is a web collective whose current interests include (but are not limited to) rock music, the central valley, new york city, chipotle burritos, "granny gridlock" and people who hamper the flow of pedestrian traffic.
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