Over at the Onion, they really captured the Christmas spirit in Iraq,
where American service men and women are spreading joy and goodwill as always with their machine guns and hum-vees. (Scary. That picture looked a little like Brooklyn for a minute). Speaking of Iraq. I know some of you Fresyesians probably like that we're liberating the Iraqis from the tyranny of evildoers and that ugly Saddam. I don't want to ruin your holidays. But no matter that we caught the dirty old bastard in his home sweet hole, George Bush is still a dope. Did anyone see him being interviewed by Diane Sawyer this week? If you weren't busy watching Paris and Nicole let teenage boys lick their butts, you saw for yourself that the guy can't speak in complete sentences. Gibberish I tell you; and he's our president.
Anyhow. Happy holidays to each and every one of you from icy Ct. Have a good laugh with this one.
