Just got back from sunny Florida, where the beer bongs were flowing like mullets. Believe it or not, the flight down there was delayed a mere two hours, which must a new record for La Garbage Airport. Flight back: The most insane security checkpoint line I've ever witnessed in Jamlando. But I ain't complainin'.

Even better news: I come home to finally write my angry letter to American Airlines, and they beat me to the punch. After delaying my flight for 15 HOURS three weeks ago, the airline sent me a pre-emptive letter apologizing and giving me 20,000 frequent flier miles. Isn't that sweet. Cheap asses.

I wrote all that so I could say this: Friendster acquaintance FRESNO has sent out an alert for a show going down March 27 at Tokyo Garden featuring Citizens Here and Abroad, a fairly kick-ass band out of SF (think Pixies-type goodness) that features an ex-Fresnan in the group (not sure which one) and a 1970s keyboard straight outta the Fresno Unified School District. Good stuff.