We're not gonna start biting too hard on The Black Table's excellent craigslist summaries, but we had to share this new post from the Fresno Craig. It marks the first official "Missed Connection," and I'm assuming (praying?) it's a joke:
you smelled like ranch dressing, and my zucchini stick sizzled - 41
Reply to: anon-28214943@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-04-06, 4:49PM PDT
You were my waitress at Red Robbin...your permed hair was covering your name tag...was it trayci? chrystalle? bryanna? i had the mushroom burger, remeber? are you going to easter at the save mart center?
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Meantime, I met with a broker for three hours this evening, and suffice it to say this was not one of the available deals. But somebody oughta snap this up:
$825 / 2br - Great large 2 bedroom 2 Bath 1100+ square foot condo
Large 2 bedroom 2 bath condo with fenced patio. Fireplace, utility room, completely refurbished 2 years ago. High wood ceilings, walk-in closets. Walking distance to Starr and Kratt elementary, Tenaya Jr. High, and close to Bullard High. Pool and club house, 2 parking spaces. Quiet neighborhood, near shopping. (Sierra & Maroa)
In other news:
1. It's about time political advertising brought "f**khead" into the presidential campaign lexicon. See the anti-Bush commercial that MoveOn.org really should start airing.
2. For you New Yorkers, the crunchy-haired Carmel lady is dead. Long live the "sultry" Carmel lady. (NYT via Stereogum)
3. A Slate story on Tom Cruise's breakup with PR queen Pat Kingsley. It does a nice job explaining the media's evolution from celebrity worship to celebrity ridicule. In an unrelated note, it never mentions the phrase "into dudes."
4. Holy sweet lord. It's Dodgeball time.
