1. Dear Fresyes,

If you haven't heard already, the Hooters in Riverpark finally opened last week. And Fresno responded with a stabbing in the restroom. I haven't been inside yet, but every time I pass by, it's packed. It looks like it will turn out to be a biker, gangsta, ugly-loser-guy hangout. But I think I just described the greater Fresno population. When I get a chance to "view the goods" I'll give you an update. I wouldn't be surprised if Gold-diggers girls got day jobs there. 

Signed,
Buffalo Wing Lover


2. An IM with the Governor of Fresyes about our Coach Barnett posting:

coworker: coach barnett led us to the rose bowl
governor: nice. at Northwestern?
coworker: yep
governor: well, that makes up for it all
coworker: his daughter was in my class too
governor: as long as the win column is bigger than the rap sheet, everything's cool, right?
coworker: there's even a bar or something named after him
governor: Roofies'? hahaha
coworker: i don't remember ... everything's a blur ...