FRESYES BLOG
 
May 20, 2004

Missed Connection: Listless in Lodi



We're glad Famous reads the paper for us, because otherwise we would've missed Fresno craigslist getting a formal mention in newsprint today. Pennysaver, your days are numbered.

Ahhhhhh, but wait! We smell a flashback episode of Fresyes: Remember back in March, when we revealed its sheltered, non-linked existence? At the time, there were fewer than 12 postings on the site. Now, there are more than 130 ... and like any good craigslist, it's already overrun by ignorant assholes! (We thought it would take longer.)

Then there's your "guy from Lodi with an inferiority complex," your token "woman looking for a guy from Wal-Mart" and a missed connection for a bingo-playing mystery girl from the Palace in Lemoore.

For the rest of your day, spend it on this:

From the makers of the hilarious Emo Game and Emo Game 2, here comes the Bush Game. Starring Voltron, Mr. T, Hulk Hogan and a fat version of He-Man. Now if only Dick Cheney could emote like Chris Carrabba of Dashboard Confessional... (Not safe for work.)
posted by The Governor @ 4:00 PM  

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