Fresyes presents the Top 7 things that currently scare the hell out of us:7. Clowns, especially those named "Spanky."
6. Little talking dolls possessed by the devil
5. Low-level employees who get so drunk they defecate on themselves at company parties.
4. Getting too close to the 6 Train at the Union Square station (permanent ranking).
3. Hand-to-hand combat involving cable network executives. (Editor Note: Only funny to former coworkers of The Governor.)
2. The Venga Boys' "We Like to Party" (see No. 1)
1. That damned dancing old man from the Six Flags commercials.
(Regarding No. 1: This is old news, but contrary to the amusement park's press releases about a "pop-culture phenomenon," I DON'T CARE if he's actually an old man, or just a young guy with prosthetic jowls. Just make him go away. He's been haunting my every nightmare for several months now.)
In other news, some of our favorite blogs are either collapsing from technical difficulties, or are being overexposed by the New York Times.
