1. Hollywood Hustle: Fres-friend Matt Graham runs a picket fence against "Superman" Dean Cain (aka Scott Peterson), and he doesn't get caught watching the paint dry. Big ups to the Graham Cracker for his new ESPN.com column, in which he goes head-to-head with celebrities in the sport of their choice. Up next: Tonsil hockey with Fran Drescher, perhaps? We vote hell yes. Stay tuned.

2. Hollywood Gristle: Our other friend Alli does reality-show casting, and she's now hunting for "fat professional men" (approx. 50-100 lbs. overweight) for "the 'Survivor' of weight-loss shows," titled (get this) "Biggest Loser." Go ahead and contact us (put down that chicken wing first, Tubby) if you're the right blob of humanity for the job.

3. Speaking of reality shows and "biggest loser," the Australian newspaper reports that INXS is the band behind Mark Burnett's new "American Idol" talent hunt, "Rock Star." So why not just call this show "Who Wants to Dance on the Grave of a Great Frontman?" If Michael Hutchence were alive right now... well, we wouldn't be in this predicament, would we?

Fresyes is still considering trying out, but we would have preferred the chance to join Crowded House or even Midnight Oil, who may just need a new singer if they reunite after the upcoming election. Plus, Peter Garrett's not dead, which means God is less likely to strike down whichever contestant butchers "Beds Are Burning" on national TV. (via Coolfer)

4. This is a song about daytime lovin'. (via Stereogum)

Finally, we've been compiling more lists, for absolutely no reason. So herewith, Fresyes presents the Top 7 things that currently put us to sleep (in a good way):

7. Biscuits and gravy, with a margarita
6. "The Joy of Painting" reruns with Bob Ross
5. World Celebrity Poker Showdown
4. Frisbee break in the sheep meadow
3. John Cale's version of "Hallelujah"
2. The V Train at 5:30 p.m.
1. Sunlight

Feel free to add your own.