FRESYES BLOG
 
July 1, 2004

Confirmed: Kevin Federline Is a Fresnan

You Got Served: Sources tell Fresyes that Britney Spears's white knight attended Bullard High School for two years and dropped out after his sophomore year. He also allegedly "was cofounder of a thuggy street gang known as 'The G-Boys.'" (Their words, not ours. Please don't kill us.) The gang's origins apparently go back to Tenaya Middle School.

No doubt they could probably outdance the Sharks and Jets: A poster on Fresno's livejournal also claims that Federline was an active member of Dance Empowerment, a group located on Ashlan and West.

No yearbook photo as of yet, but we'll keep you posted. (UPDATE! Our homegirl Fresno Famous just located a photo and admitted to having a dirrrty crush on him in high school.)

Through all of this, we can't stop thinking about the hilarious "You Got Served" episode of "South Park."
posted by The Governor @ 7:32 AM  

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