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August 12, 2004

559's Vegas Diary, pg. 1

Fresyes stat department factoid: 559 por Vida spends 1.6% of the year in Fresno, and 3.2% of the year in Las Vegas.

Oh yeeah, it's the #1 Tourism and Terrorism destination for family folks from Fargo to Fallujah. It was pretty sweet timing actually: The newspaper headline read "Las Vegas Officials Deny Charges They Ignored Terrorism Threat"...just as I was about to board my flight. YES!

Celeb sighting here at the fabulous Venetian: Kobe Bryant and wife Vanessa. Contrary to my prayers, no one actually heard them fighting over whether to dine-in or go out. Also seen, Horace Grant — not (unfortunately) carrying Kobe's luggage.

Best place for Fresnans to go in Vegas....GILLEY'S at the Frontier. Bikini bull riding, line dancing, cheap beers, and mud wrestling on Wednesdays.

And if I hear another 60-year-old couple look each other in the eye and say "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", I'm gonna puke in the canal.
posted by 559 @ 12:20 PM  

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