Everyone, meet Kori. She's half-Fresnan. They're one big happy family, but not everyone is as overjoyed as Brit & Kev these days:

1. Take Mr. Burns, for example. Harry Shearer, the voice of Montgomery Burns, Smithers, Ned Flanders and a handful of other voices on "The Simpsons," acknowledges what we've been thinking for a while now: The show has been sucking for the last couple seasons. "It makes me sad," he says. "They used to have whole scenes. Season four looks very good to me now. I'd rather not be there right now."

2. John Kerry finally answers the question we've been waiting to hear: He says he wouldn't have voted differently on Iraq, even without the WMDs. "Yes, I would have voted for the authority. I believe it is the right authority for a president to have but I would have used that authority effectively." Oooohh, snap!

3. Bush, meanwhile, runs into trouble just trying to answer this question about tribal sovereignty. (This has gotta be straight out of a Will Ferrell sketch.)

4. We didn't want to report this latest celebrity sighting from Café Habana, mainly because we're getting sick of these stars bogarting all the corn-on-the-cob and black beans. But here goes: Jared Leto and Scarlett Johansson stopped through this week, looking very couple-ish. The erstwhile Jordan Catalano was sporting a trucker hat, and Scarlett … well, she's just hot. Simple as that.