It was only a matter of time before the British tabloids parachuted into Fresno, lapping up the puddles of celebrity bile that Fresno Famous and yours truly first spit out to the Internet-reading public about Britney Spears's fiancé. But these dudes aren't holding anything back.

Most notably: Kevin Federline's Fresno past gets ripped wide open by the Daily Mirror, which purportedly interviews two of his jilted ex-girlfriends -- who claim he was a habitual cheater -- and Federline's former dance instructor, who defends the poor guy.

We say "poor guy" because one ex, Felicia Cabiero, went as far as to sell Kev-dogg's old love letters to the tabloid. The alleged missives (fake or not? You make the call) are pretty much standard high school fare, complete with "please, baby, please" apologies, little-kid cursive handwriting and a few misspellings. (The prose can be seen in full at Stereogum, you horrible, horrible people.)

As for Cabiero, she tells the Mirror:

"I just hope he doesn't break Britney's heart like he did mine. … He completely cut off contact with me and it caused me a lot of pain," she says. And she thinks it is "hilarious" that he is getting hitched to Britney.