1. Not to harp on Fresno State football this week, but for anyone trying to keep the Bulldogs from catching a case of "Premature BCS-ulation," please remove all nearby copies of the latest Sports Illustrated. The mag contends that, if you dumped the preseason rankings and judged the teams solely by their performance, Fresno State would deserve to be No. 10 in the country. That said, we here at Fresyes are leading our own community drive to keep everyone's heads unswollen at least until the players hit the blue turf. So, if you see a Bulldog player at your nearby 7-11, tell them they suck. (We don't need to remind you to do this from a safe distance.)
On a related note, we're patiently waiting for Boise State to recruit Matthew Barney for Oct. 23 halftime show.
2. Maybe you've seen this already. President Bush is not a doctor, but he knows what it means to "play doctor."
