Hey, cut the guy some slack, wouldja? He was married to Britney Spears for 18 minutes, then she dumped him for a Fresnan. How would you feel? "You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!" (via S'Gum)2. Back to respectable journalism ... seems that our president is about to have some uncomfortable questions to answer regarding his military record.
3. Our attorney just so happens to live across the street from our new favorite Hollywood must-have actor...David Bowe. That's right. Bob from "UHF." It comes from reputable sources that he's got 7 cats in his bathtub and once yelled "penis" at the top of his lungs at Mortons Steakhouse in Downtown Los Angeles...just to win a bet. That's our guy. Furthermore, the Fresyes Editorial Board has been hired to write Mr. Bowe's BIO. Which, not long after his triumphant return to Hollywood elite status, will lead to his memoirs, I'm quite certain.
4. If any readers are in Santa Barbara rather than Fresno this weekend, 559 por Vida is hosting his own shindig -- the world's largest sloshball game at Tuckers Grove Park at 1 pm on Sunday.
