tastes like matrimony!

Today we honor our favorite Babar-like talkshow bride, Star Jones. I'm not sure, but I always thought that weddings were really expensive for those who were getting married, not the people working there. Turns out that Star is demanding that stylists and other product manufacturers pay her for appearing at her ridiculous wedding.

Dear Jesus...please help our phones
Ok, we all know that Fresno's got some crime. Like, lots of crime. So you'd think that the last thing you'd want is a decrepid, bought-from-Sanford-and-Son 911 call system. Umm...no.

"It's on its last leg, and they're basically holding it together with duct tape," sheriff's Capt. Tom Gattie said. "We're kind of living on a wing and a prayer here."

I just can't get enough of these violence at your desk job games. (a la charles)

I wonder if this is enough for republicans to start experimenting with the marijuana? Bill O'Reilly is king douche. IT'S OFFICIAL!