Well, love 'em or hate 'em, the two presidential candidates squared off last week in the first of three presidential debates. Even after the 32 pages of "thou shalt nots" that the candidates had to sign, it's the official position of the Fresyes editorial board that Kerry flogged Bush like a dusty rug. But don't let us sway you, we'll leave that to EVERY STINKING PARTISON IDIOT ON THE PLANET. Please! We're all spun out! Hmm...where can we go for an objective opinion? I know! Let's ask the Swedes what they think!
(If you're interested, here's the debate)
Here's some Class Action for you...
Why, Justice Scalia...I never knew you to be so...adventurous.
Kuuumbayaaaa my lord...KUUUMBAYAAAA!!
Can't make this up. Ten Kenyan inmates broke out into song yesterday to distract guards as they were breaking out of prison. Let's do our best to make sure that this idea doesn't get anywhere near Corcoran State Prison...I hear this guy likes to sing.
