(Ed. Note: I'm the Governor, and I not only approve this message, I think it's awesome.)

We're not gonna be that blog and write up a crappy, bloated endorsement full of arguments we cribbed from The New Yorker, so we're just gonna give it straight to you (in case it wasn't already obvious): We're endorsing John Kerry for president.

Knowing that there are a good seven or eight readers who rely on Fresyes to make all their tough decisions for them, we don't take this endorsement lightly. But we do have this little guiding principle in life, in which we believe failure should not be rewarded. That includes failure to plan, failure to take responsibility for your mistakes and failure to be honest with your constituents.

So, it's time to give someone else a chance to screw everything up. Let's see what you've got, Johnny Boy. Do it. Do it.

Meanwhile, our favorite newspaper endorsement this week comes from the Denver Post, which endorses Bush with these reassuring words: "(Bush) squandered global good will by taking a 'my way or the highway' approach to matters of global warming, international law, Iraq weapons inspections and ultimately the Iraq invasion. He bows to corporate preference in matters of energy and environment, and his education funding levels leave far too many children behind." There ya have it, Bush-lovers! Get out there and vote Nov. 3!