1. VP Debate tonight. We at Fresyes are proud to announce our brand spanking new "Spin Projectionator Machine", and it tells us without a doubt that Begala and Franken are going to think that John Edwards won, while Novak and Hannity will think that Dick Cheney won. Janeane Garofalo will find herself helplessly in love with the Vice President, because she can't say no to the bad boys.
2. Network television, we hereby sentence you to death by acronym. CSI (don't forget CSI: NY), SVU, NCIS, LAX....BFD!
