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Friday, October 15, 2004

The Needle and the Damage Done

This just in from the AP wire: Fresno tops another list. Hoooray!

Say hello to the nation's capital of intravenous drug use.

I would make a joke about this, but I can't think of anything funny to say about this topic.
posted by The Governor @ 1:18 PM  
Wednesday, October 13, 2004

The Jackass of Venice



Here, the Governor meets with Bam Margera and other high-level officials during a summit in Venice, Italy, for G.A.P.P. (Global Anti-Pigeon Proliferation). After hours of discussions in St. Mark's Square, the governing body was unanimous in deciding that pigeons are, in fact, "rats with wings."

Fresyes is back and will get back to posting more useless crap once this jetlag wears off. Big thanks to 559 por Vida for dissecting the debates, Tiger Woods and Star Jones during my absence.
posted by The Governor @ 1:32 PM