In honor of Jon Stewart's thorough bitchslapping of Tucker Carlson on Friday's "Crossfire," we at Fresyes thought that it was about time that someone pay homage to those brave enough to stand up for what they believe in, no matter what the mainstream of society might think. Men with the courage and resolve to rise above the status quo, fight off a world full of critics, and take their place as the rightful champions of our great society. That's right folks...today Fresyes honors...dickheads who wear bow-ties. Honorees include, but are not limited to the following:
1. Orville Redenbacher and Colonel "Cocksucker" Sanders (never buy anything from a guy in a bow tie.)
2. Strom Thurmond, Robert E. Lee, and Jefferson Davis (why is the bow tie such a must-have accessory for racist dicks?)
3. Louis Farrakhan (someone tell this dick that he wears the same ties as the dicks in #2)
4. Our 11th grade English teacher (take yer dangling modifiers and shove em! Look at us now! Dick!)
5. Raj from The Apprentice 2 (seriously, who is this dick kidding?)
All joking aside, we at Fresyes would like to extend a sincere thank you to Jon Stewart. We too are all spun out.
