Watch out, Mary-Kate, Ashley and Hitler: Bakersfield has its very own white supremacist teen pop stars!

Lamb and Lynx Gaede (not to be confused with Seattle's teen-pop darlings Smoosh) are turning heads and burning crosses with their own brand of sugary, infectious Aryan hate music. The sisters go by the name "Prussian Blue," and they've already scored gigs opening for David Duke. According to their interview with ABC's "Primetime Live":

"We're proud of being white, we want to keep being white," said Lynx. "We want our people to stay white … we don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle. We just want to preserve our race."

Where, oh where, did little Lamb and Lynx pick up their viewpoints? Let's see…

(Their mother) April home-schools the girls, teaching them her own unique perspective on everything from current to historical events. In addition, April's father surrounds the family with symbols of his beliefs -- specifically the Nazi swastika. It appears on his belt buckle, on the side of his pick-up truck and he's even registered it as his cattle brand with the Bureau of Livestock Identification.

Thank you, Bureau of Livestock Identification, for cracking down on nutjobs with branding irons.

Meantime, it appears Lamb and Lynx's mom is ready to leave the Central Valley. They "decided that Bakersfield was not 'white' enough, so she sold her home, and hopes that she and the girls can find an all-white community in the Pacific Northwest."

I'm waiting for Waist High and Baketown to comment on this one.