Meanwhile, good news, Bulldog fans! Our mediocre football coach has agreed to bless us with another five years as head coach. Gosh, we're so lucky the NFL didn't snap him up. Fresyes football prognosticator Dr. Doom is in a surly mood about the news.
"I guess his 10-day deadline for the NFL Teams must have been too much for them to handle. What a joke! I can see next year's football schedule now: How about Panhandle Southwestern State College, Division 10, as our first home opponent. Or maybe U.C. Merced… oh, wait, I forgot they don’t have a team. Well, maybe they can put together some type of team and play us at home. Yeah, we’d probably lose both those games. I guess maybe I have too much of a Fresno Negative Attitude, so I’ll slide back in my cave for now."
Finally, let's wrap things up with some reader email. I received this from someone named "cubby," who's apparently on a quest:
I just wanted to introduce myself and make you aware of my identity. I'm a boy from fresno who's in new york almost 4 years now. I've worked with online retailer neighborhoodies and, during my preceding years in california, with san francisco art cult the cubby. before that I attended uc santa cruz. before that, it was years of catholic school in fresno and then fresno city college and one semester at fresno state.
anyway, I just wanted you to know of my existence, as I'm hoping to be famous, and the more people who know about me the better. keep promoting the 'yes. one day we'll set the revolution there.
Thank YOU, Cubby. Anything we can do to help. Fresyes Neighborhoodies, anyone?
...Speaking of clothing, please note K.Fed's T-shirt in the video below. Classic. Anyone know where we can find one?
